Ron Eppich is a man who has telepathic communication with…
by Doc on Jun.19, 2003, under General News
Jamie Eppich writes “My name is Jamie Eppich and I am writing to you in regards to my husband Ron Eppich.
Ron has been a contactee since 1995 and has telepathic contact with an inter-dimensional being called Ash-kar. Ash-kar is not just what we would call an alien, but is a member of a group of supreme beings, intimately connected to the evolution of this planet. Ron?s experiences have some very unique aspects that we both feel would be of interest. Ron has formerly been an Arizona Highway Patrolman and was a sensor 3 operator on a P3 Orion with a top secret clearance, so I feel that you will find him to be a most credible witness to the experiences you will read about.
He is currently involved with [removed by request] and is writing a book concerning his contact experiences. He is searching for more venues to network with in sharing this vital information.
I ask that you please go to the following website to view the material that Ash-kar has put forth and please contact myself or my husband Ron if you are interested in working together.
Sincerely,
Jamie Eppich
Contact:
roneppich@cox.net
Or
ladyelaina@cox.net
Or contact Ron directly at: 602-885-7155″ I just can’t comment right now – take it for what you will. But hey, at least people are submitting things…
June 19th, 2003 on 1:59 pm
I too have been contacted
by an extra-dimensional being calling himself “Doo Dein Maipan Tze”. Initially I was very excited to have been chosen as a vessel for his message. But after a number of physically and mentally challenging experiences with DooDeinMaipantze I am beginning to suspect he is trying to enlist me in a cross-dimensional time-share pyramid scheme.
June 19th, 2003 on 2:04 pm
Re:I too have been contacted
Are you sure he wasn’t the one with the 12 billion galactic credits he would give you are share of if you gave him your bank account number and power of attorney?
June 19th, 2003 on 2:11 pm
Press release: Ashton Kutcher
In a related story, the press agent for Ashton Kutcher, of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” fame, denies any connection between Ashton Kutcher and Ash-Kar, although it has long been a Hollywood rumor that Ashton Kutcher is the illegitimate love child of Ash-Kar and notorious groupie Sable Starr.
June 19th, 2003 on 2:51 pm
Re:Press release: Ashton Kutcher
In response to Ashton Kutcher’s press release, Azathoth, the blind idiot god who sits formless at the center of the universe, apologizes for any confusion caused by what it describes as “a harmless prank.”
“Really, it was all meant in a spirit of fun. There isn’t much to do here at the center of the universe, being formless and all. I created Ash-Kar on a whimsey. I didn’t mean for his name to confuse fans of Ashton Kutcher. I’m a big fan myself. Heh-heh ‘Dude’ ‘Sweet’ ‘Dude’ ‘Sweet’ … gotta love that bit…
June 19th, 2003 on 2:54 pm
Re:Press release: Ashton Kutcher
In response to Azazoth’s confession, teen-star Ashton Kutcher was heard to comment “they don’t call him the “IDIOT” god for nothing, dude”…
June 19th, 2003 on 3:00 pm
Re:Press release: Ashton Kutcher
Azazoth, blind idiot god who sits formless at the center of the universe (BIGWSFATCOTU), has been overheard commenting “Frankly, I find Ashton Kutcher’s response to this whole affair childish and immature. My initial response was to send hordes of loathsome fungoid beings to Earth bent on plaguing Ashton’s movie career, but then I realized, Hey, that would be pointless, wouldn’t it?”
June 19th, 2003 on 6:16 pm
My personal contact experience
I was contacted one night while in a deep sleep. Nyliram came to me and spoke to me in a voice that made me feel warm all over. She told me I would find happiness, that my soul would be freed and understand so much more than ever before. She informed me my vessel to understanding was in the Camera on my computer and I must use it show my naked body to all on the internet who would view it. I know I feel a lot better. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
June 19th, 2003 on 9:27 pm
Area Code 602 = Metro Phoenix
Methinks someone’s spent a little too much time in the Arizona sun.
June 19th, 2003 on 10:40 pm
I too have been contacted …
Dear Sir,
This letter is not intended to to cause any embarrassment but just to contact
your esteem self-following the knowledge of your high repute and
trustworthiness.
By virtue of the nature of this transaction, I solicit for your confidentiality
and secrecy. I know that the transaction of this magnitude will make one
apprehensive and worried but I assure you that all will be well by the end of
this transaction.
Following the sudden death of my husband General Sani Abacha the late
former head of state of Nigeria in june 1998, I have been thrown into a
state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness by the present
civilian administration, I have been subjected to physical and psychological
torture by the security agents in the country. My son was just released from
detention two months ago by the Nigerian Government for an offence he did
not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with
anybody within the country.
You must have heard over the media reports and the internet on the
recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my husband in different
security firms abroad, some companies willingly give up their secrets and
disclosed our money confidently lodged there or many outright blackmail. In
fact the total sum discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of
$700. Million dollars. And they are not relenting to make me poor for life.
I got your contacts through my personal research, and out of desperation
decided to reach you through this medium.I will give you more information as
to this regard as soon as you reply.
I repose great confidence in you hence my approach to you due to security
network placed on my day to day affairs I cannot afford to visit the embassy
so that is why I decided to contact you and I hope you will not betray my
confidence in you. I have deposited the sum of $21.5 million dollars with a
security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now until we open communication.I
shall be grateful if you could o claim these consignments on behalf of my family
and deposit it in your bank account in your Country,pending further instructions
from my family.
This arrangement is known to you and my son Mohammed alone, so my son will deal
directly with you as security is up my whole being.I am seriously considering to
settle down abroad in a friendly atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund get
into your account so that I
can start all over again if only you wish.
SHARING:
1. 25% of the total sum of the funds will be for your assistance
towards this transaction.
2. 5% for for any upfront or out of pocket expenses prior to receiving
fund.
3. 70% will be invested by you in other business of interest for my
family.
I will require the following details from you as soon as possible in order for
us to commence communication immediately.
1. Your Full Names
2. Your Mailing Address
3. Your Phone Number
I will give you a more detailed picture of things upon receiving the
aforementioned details from you.In case you dont accept please do not let me out
to the security as I am giving you this information in total trust and
confidence .I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.
Please expedite action by sending your
reply to my son email address below.
Sincerely Yours,
HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA.
PLEASE REPLY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
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June 19th, 2003 on 10:58 pm
Re:I too have been contacted …
The name changes, the amount changes ($700m now?), but it’s all the same…
And why is it THIS post gets the most replies? đŸ™‚
June 19th, 2003 on 11:21 pm
Re:I too have been contacted …
Don’t fall for the parent post, folks!
This is a SCAM!!
You can tell the legit Nigerian emails by the use of ALL CAPS!!!! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!